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Caring For Your Glass Dildo - The Best Investment In A Sex Toy You Can Make

Bent Glass Graduate Dildo

So you bought a glass Dildo - NOW WHAT?

Tips on use and cleaning for optimal enjoyment for years to come...

CLEANING:

Cleaning your toy is both easy and extremely important. CLEAN AFTER EVERY USE AND BEFORE YOU SHARE WITH A PARTNER. Warm water and a mild disinfectant soap will do the trick. You may also sterilize with isopropyl alcohol. Your toy is even dishwasher safe. Just make sure everything has cooled to room temperature before you remove it. By cleaning after every use, you will prevent germs and bacteria from being spread to your partner. Your glass dildo is truly the first toy you can share with a partner without the worry of spreading infection. Just make sure to clean before you share. Storing your toy in one of the padded velvet pouches it ships with at all times, will also ensure a lifetime of use.

Dutchess Blue Glass Dildo

SAGE:

We won't tell you how to use them. isn't that part of the fun. However, to maintain the highest quality of your glass, PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH TWO GLASS TOYS TOGETHER. This can leave a permanent mar or nick on the glass. If minor and only on the surface, the glass should be fine but a substantial impact may affect the glass and we recommend not using one in this condition.



LUBRICATION:

Since Glass dildo's are completely smooth, you need very little lubrication to make these dildos slide right in. In fact, many times you won't need any at all. Always remember that since they are so smooth, they might be very slippery to handle so it's best to keep a towel or cloth handy just in case.



HEATING:

To begin, soak your toys in very warm water for at least 20 minutes. DO NOT USE BOILING WATER!!! The glass will hold the warmth for a long while and even your own body heat will keep the glass warm. DO NOT MICROWAVE!!! Pyrex is an incredible insulator and over heating can cause burns. A simple rule of thumb: if the water is too hot to touch, then your toy is too hot to use.

Blue Swirl Real Tip Glass Dildo

COOLING:

For a unique sensation, soak your toy in ice water or put in the refrigerator for 20 minutes. DO NOT FREEZE!!! If you have two toys, put one in warm water and one in cold and alternate back and forth between them. You'll send your partner into another world. Wow!

STORAGE:

Properly storing your toy is vital to acheiving a lifetime of enjoyment. We strongly recommend purchasing an additional plush velvet pouch for maximum protection, especially if you own more than one glass dildo. The important thing is to keep your glass covered to prevent contact from other glass toys. Glass on glass contact can leave superficial marks on the glass. These glass dildo's are the most durable glass in the world. One inch of these glass dildo's can withstand thousands of pounds of pressure without fracturing but this does not means it's unbreakable. It is still glass. It will survive being dropped in the bedroom. It may survive being dropped on concrete. You may even be able to hammer in a nail with your toy, but I wouldn't recommend it. That aside, by cleaning your toy after every use and by storing it safely, your glass dildo toy will remain exactly like new even a thousand years from now. Incredible, but your new toy will be around longer than you will.

I have all these and they are amazing! These are the best Dildo's in the world and can be used to pleasure both women and men plus they are a blast to experiment with and use to give your partner an amazing hot massage with an edible massage oil. If you don't own one - shop with me for your first one and take part in our Recycle UR Dildo program and receive 25% off the purchase of a glass dildo or any other vibrator or dildo in our catalog at http://www.passionmoms.com/. Use recycle25 coupon code at checkout in your online order or feel free to call 617-359-7788 to place your order over the phone with me.

Thanks for listening to me ramble on...

Kiss Kiss -
Lisa
http://www.passionmoms.com/

School Vacation Bitch Fest

Ok people - I am just going to throw this out there... This is a bitch fest about school vacations.

I can't stand school vacation! I work from home and every time my kids have school vacation (which is often since they go to a religious private school), my business comes to a complete standstill. I can't make my calls because like clockwork - the minute I pick up the phone, a catastrophe happens or an argument or someone needs me to get them something. Extremely frustrating. But when I am not on the phone - nobody needs anything... Go figure that out - it's one of the great mysteries of the world.

Who's brilliant idea was it to have Spring Break followed a couple of months later by 3 months off for summer vacation? I mean damn, we only have a full 9 months to work our businesses and if you are like me, 9 months to make a full time income is just not enough time. No wonder mother's are master multi-taskers. If the husbands were to work full time from home, cart this kids to school and afterschool activities, clean the house and make sure there's dinner on the table - there would be very few families in this world. My husband has a melt down during the weekends if there's even a little commotion - imagine him living one second in my shoes and having to switch gears every second while trying to make a living?

And I get that there is the whole "JOB" thing available but in this economy - it's not an option for most full time mother's of special need children. My kids have issues and financially we are not in a place where we can afford care givers or babysitters so I work from home and make a damn good living - when I can work. Where else would I be able to make $200 per hour than with Intimate Expressions - www.passionmoms.com and it be legal? So this is what I do and it just pisses me off that schools are not more considerate of working parents during this economical chaos our state and the US is going through.

Hey, maybe I should run for office? I think a lot of parents would appreciate my platform of having school 11 months of the year with 1 month off for break. If you like this idea - then leave a comment and one person will win a $50 shopping spree with me at www.passionmoms.com. All comments must be in by April 20th 2o10 midnight EST.

Thanks for listening to a frustrated WAHM...

Kiss Kiss -
Lisa
www.passionmoms.com

Woo Hoo - I just promoted to the next level in the company

I just wanted to share with everyone my happy news... Corporate emailed me today to congratulate me on my latest promotion as a Team Leader with Intimate Expressions. Woo Hoo!!! Ok now my commissions just went up considerably and I ABSOLUTELY LOVE this company and the sex toy party business...

To think - I used to say there is no way I would ever do that business... What an idiot I was and how snobby. The money rocks and there is no place else you can make so much money and it be legal and still get to stay home with your kids and husband.

Thanks for listening to my ramblings again...Til tomorrow

Kiss Kiss -
Lisa

What toy is your favorite?

I am on a quest to find the ultimate sex toy and am asking everyone to subscribe to my blog and share with us which toy is your favorite. Tell us what toy you can not live without and how you discovered this favorite toy.

From all the comments - one lucky reader will be chosen to receive a $20 gift certificate to Intimate Expressions at http://www.passionmoms.com/.

Ask your friends to help us in our quest to find out the best sex toy according to our readers.

Thanks everyone and good luck! Your answers will help me be a better Romance Advisor and in return one lucky reader will be rewarded.

One entry per person please.